Oh, hi. I'm Leandro.
A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.
“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.
His face lit up.
“But you have to buy it yourself.”
I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.
This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.
(via teenagerposts)
me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left
child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head
Lionel Messi of Argentina poses during the official FIFA World Cup 2018 portrait session at on June 12, 2018 in Moscow, Russia.
Bla Bla Bla [x]
He wants to talk with the family so much
such a smooth velvety voice
he’s talking about his day
I accidentally hit the video and I wasn’t prepared
(via spicy-vagina-tacos)
Avengers: Ok We’ve got 24 hours to stop this bozo that just wiped out half of the entire universe…
(via spongebobssquarepants)